Gather Around The Campfire To Die! (The Burning)

I really miss movie taglines from years ago. They made everything seem so dreaded! You knew you were if for a good time depending how deliciously bad the tagline was.

Here are some of my favorites:

Possession is nine-tenths of the law!
House Of Exorcism (1973)

White man....Black man....Every man! To take, to break, to play with any way she wished!
1,000 Convicts And A Woman (1971)

We are going to eat you!
Zombie (1979)

Who will survive and what will be left of them?
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

They're back. They're hungry. And they're not vegetarian!
Return Of The Living Dead (1985)

Killer to the left...Killer to the right...Stand up...Sit down...FRIGHT!FRIGHT!FRIGHT!
Return To Horror High (1987)

Wecome to BLOODHOUSE - where a woman's scream means no escape! The blood will haunt your nightmares forever! The slaughter never stops at....
The House Where Death Lives (1981)

Fear so intense it will stay with you to the grave - and beyond!
Dead And Buried (1981)

Bloodsucker! Deadlier than Dracula! Warm young bodies will feed his hunger and hot, fresh blood his awful thirst!
Blacula (1972)

And my all time favorite:

See the naked young Franciscans whipped with cactus. See the bandit leader disembowelled. See the priest ride into the sunset with a midget and her newborn baby. What it all means isn't exactly clear, but you won't forget it.
El Topo (1971)