My asshole just got wet a little bit.

Red Band Death Race Trailer

Masters of Italian Cinema

Lamberto Bava, Sergio Stivaletti, me and Ruggero Deodato

The Man, The Legend, The Glasses... George Romero

Fantasy Moguls

Check out my Fantasy Moguls movie slate!

Get in the game at fantasymoguls.com!

afro ninja

This video still cracks me up after seeing it a hundred times.

OMG!

Age Of Conan - Oooooh Nooooooooo!

Just picked up the PC version. This will be my first MMO in a loooooooong time. It's part of the Conan universe so I know I'll love it. I just hope I don't have to lower my settings on my computer. Servers go live tomorrow, so I'll be sure to come back with follow ups.

THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE WEIRD

I can't wait for this to be released.

Redbelt

Redbelt will no doubt be on my top 10 films of 08. Awesome film, awesome cast, the film is just awesome. Mamet's writing and camera work, pulls you in and doesn't let you go. If you like smart films then go see it.

Jet Li and Jackie Chan

This is too funny.

Bent - Swollen

This song is sick as hell.

Fatal Move - Sammo Hung vs. Wu Jing

Watched this yesterday and thought it was one of the best Asian films released this year. Sammo Hung, Wu Jing, Danny Lee and Simon Yam, what more could you ask for. The action is brutal and intense, my only real gripe with it is the CGI blood. Just wasn't done well and it took something away from the overall enjoyment of the film. Fatal Move reminds me of some of the great action films from Hong Kong's heyday. Maybe I'm easy to please but I think you're nuts if you don't have a smile on your face from ear to ear after watching it.

Massacre Mafia Style - Trailer (Full Length)

This movie is a fucking gem, if you can find it WATCH IT!

What a weekend!

This weekend I got to meet William Forsythe at the Chiller convention in Jersey. That's not even the best part, later that night I was crashing parties at the hotel until I met this guy Johnny who said to me you want to go to a real party, I was like ok, so, he takes us (my friend and I) to room 411, he opens the door and who do I see hanging out?...William Forsythe.. This mother fucker is bad to the bone, one of the most stand up people I've ever had the pleasure of meeting. We bullshitted for hours. Thanks Will for an awesome time bro. You really are the man.

Here I am with 30 Rock's Judah Friedlander.

William Davis (Cigarette Smoking Man)

FISHFACE!

Earth Trailer

I'm a sucker and yes I mean the good kind (like when I take a mans penis in my mouth) for these type of films.

This kid is sick!

Grand Theft Auto 4 Video Review - Exclusive!!! (Xbox 360)

In just under 3 hours all hell will be breakin loose!

Love it

Whose the baddest mofo in the galaxy?

Admiral "Fishface" Ackbar that's who!

Special Treat!

On February 28th the Asian film community lost one of our own Bobby "Linn" Haynes. Linn died due to injures from a automobile accident. What I present to you is the last commentary track recorded by Linn for the newly released Heroes Two DVD from Media Blasters. The PQ is better then this film as ever looked. Going back to the commentary track it's by far one of the best I've ever listened too. I would suggest that you run out and buy a copy immediately.

After listening to the commentary track last night I decided to rip it and post it for anyone who wants it. The insight Linn provides is a complete joy to listen too.

Linn Haynes first and final commentary. Enjoy (RIP Linn)

Jigokumon (Gate Of Hell)

Directed by Teinosuke Kinugasa, Gate of Hell is amazing piece of Japanese cinema. The story takes place in 12th-century Japan during the Heian period and at the start of a revolt. During the confusion and fear running rampant through the royal palace in Kyoto, Lady Kesa (Machiko Kyô), is rescued by a soldier named Moritoh (Kazuo Hasegawa). After the revolt fails, Moritoh is told that he can have anything that he wants, and what he wants is Lady Kesa to be his wife. He is quickly told, however, that she is already married to Wataru Watanabe (Isao Yamagata). Rather than seek something different, Moritoh becomes dangerously obsessed with Lady Kesa. Which leads us to a shocking ending.

Tokyo Gore Police

Kung Fu Dunk MV (English Subbed)

Watched this yesterday and thought it it was silly (in a good way). I like this song it makes me want to go out and kick someones ass with a Basketball.

The Ruins Movie Trailer

Went out today and saw The Ruins. It was much better then I thought it was going to be. Some really nice creepy set-ups and gore as well.

Clon - Come to me

This used to be one of my favorite Korean groups. They still kick ass!

The Worst Kung Fu Movie Auditons EVER!!

I needed a good laugh and this was it. The black guy with the nunchucks is my favorite.

Attack of the killer butt plugs!

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead - Troma FTW! Being a ex employee and just a fucking nut for Troma, it's safe to say this could be the greatest Troma picture to date. I love me some Toxie, Tromeo and Juliet and Sgt. Kabukiman but Jesus Christ this is the mecca of all things Troma. The film starts off with a couple dry humping in a Indian (Native American) cemetery, one thing leads to another and the clothes go flying. For whatever reason a zombie hand comes out of the ground and sticks his finger in the guys ass, which breaks off inside. Arbie (Jason Yachanin) not realizing what happen thinks his girlfriend Wendy (Kate Graham) put a butt plug in. Skip one college semester later and the cemetery has been knocked down to build a new fast food chicken joint over it. Wendy comes back to town with her new girlfriend Micki (Allyson Sereboff). Arbie looking to make something of himself gets a job working for the restaurant. The dead Indians possessed the chicken where they become zombies and attack the town of Tromaville. Anyway, the film is so off the walls that you can't help but love it. The musical numbers were fantastic, the effects were really good for a Troma picture as well. Lloyd Kaufman is a genius, no doubt about it.

The intro

Free Jimmy (the new holy grail?)

This has to be one of the strangest animation films ever. Jimmy is an elephant that's addicted to drugs by his handler Roy Arnie voiced by Woody Harrelson. Their part of a traveling circus. Roy stole the drugs from the Russians who are now looking for him. Meanwhile, an animal rights group is trying to capture Jimmy to liberate him. Simon Pegg does one of the voices. Jimmy's on one hell of a speed trip and escapes from the circus. Too weak to go on the elephant passes out all cracked out. A mountain moose comes to the rescue and helps Jimmy kick the habit. The Russians are after the elephant because Roy hid a million dollars worth of heroin in it's ass. It's all comes down to the ending where all hell breaks loose. between Roy and his gang, the Russians, the animal rights group and some hunters. I really enjoyed the film and thought it was very different from anything I've seen before. Some real wacky animations used for it.

Tropic Thunder Official HD Trailer 2008

Robert Downey Jr. in blackface? This is going to be amazing!

Voice of Murderer

I thought this was an excellent film based on a 1991 kidnapping of a famous Korean newscaster's 10 year old son. Really powerful film.

Seven Days - Korean movie trailer

What an awesome movie. Yunjin Kim is by far one of my favorite actresses. The depth she puts in to her characters is mind boggling. Who said Korean cinema is on the decline? I've always loved Korean cinema and this film further confirms my love.

Once Upon a Time - Korean movie trailer

The film takes place during the Japanese occupation of Korea, towards the end of the war. Anyway, the story pretty much centers around this 3000 carat diamond that was found in a coffin. The Japanese want it to show how powerful the empire is. The Koreans want it to liberate themselves. The diamond is stolen by Haedanghwa from the Japanese the rest of the film is a cat and mouse game. There are 2 supporting actors in the film, one plays a cook the other the host of the restaurant. They had me rolling the entire time, I haven't laughed like that watching a Korean film in a long time. The music and overall look of the film was done really well. There are a couple of nice fistfights and things going boom. I'm glad to see Korea take such a dark time in their history and laugh about it. Even though it's pro Korea. :)

The Air I Breathe

First time director Jieho Lee could very well be the next big thing. The Air I Breath is told in 4 parts love (Bacon), happiness (Whitaker), sorrow (Gellar) and pleasure (Fraser). All four parts interlock with each other. What an all star cast with Kevin Bacon, Julie Delpy, Brendan Fraser, Andy Garcia, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Forest Whitaker and Kelly Hu. I felt I was watching an American Korean film. The film is shot brilliantly and one of the best films I've seen in a long time.

O'Neal McKnight ft Greg Nice - CHECK YOUR COAT - OFFICIAL

I don't really post music videos, but this song is a club banger.. Plus the video is funny as hell.

Hunk (1987) Trailer

This was one of my favorite 80's movie growing up. I had no clue it was even available on DVD until a few days ago. The movie is about this stereotypical computer geek named Bradley Brinkman. Bradley works for a software developer, on the night of an important downline Bradley writes "I'd sell my soul to go home" on his computer. The computer starts writing his project for him. His boss finds it the next day and loves it, he gives Bradley the summer off to work at home to write another big seller. Mr. Brinkman decides to rent out a summer home to get to know the local yuppie crowd. When they all reject him, he sees the girl of his dreams named O'Brien, who happens to be a worker for Satan. She tells him she was the one who wrote the paper on his computer. O'Brien offers a contract for the summer if he chooses that will turn him into a Hunk. The only catch is he has to give up his soul. He accepts, the next day he wakes up Hunk Golden friend of Bradley Brinkman. Now everyone is in love with Hunk, everyone at beach wants to be with him, slowly the person who once was Bradley Brinkman is dying because Hunk is changing who he used to be. Anyway he has up to Labor day to decide if he wants to stay Hunk Golden or go back to Bradley.

I know it's sounds retarded , but like I said this is 80's silly comedy and I still love it as much as I did back then.

Hamburger: The Motion Picture - Opening Credits

HOLY SHIT! It's been years since I've seen it. I love this movie...

JCVD Trailer

Kenji Mizoguchi's Miyamoto Musashi

Miyamoto Musashi (1944) - Legendary director Kenji Mizoguchi's take on Musashi's battle against Sasaki Kojiro. Nonomiya Nobuo and Mataichiro visit Miyamoto to ask him if he will teach them the way of the sword, so they can avenge their murdered father. Miyamoto refuses on the fact it's for revenge. Eventually he agrees to train them, meanwhile the brothers Hidarimoto Kurodo and Magoshiro who killed Nobuo and Mataichiro father, find out that Musashi is training them. Realizing their in trouble they seek the help of Sasaki Kojiro. One day Musashi leaves the village where Nobuo and Mataichiro are hiding, the brothers and Kojiro use this time to attack Nobuo and Mataichiro, killing Mataichiro. Again Nobuo seeks the help of Musashi. Musashi is on the hunt for Kojiro, the duel will take place on Ganryu Island.

Filmed 9 years before the classic Ugetsu, this short film running in at only 53 minutes really captures the essence of Japanese cinema in the mid 1900's. Excellent film.

I have to see this movie. Coming to NY 5/9/08

YES!!!

.80 cent tip!

Well I went to see Diary Of The Dead in the city with my 2 friends (Wendell & Tommy). We took a cab to the theater, the total was $10.20. Wendell thinking it was less gave the guy $11.00. It was really funny. So in honor to Wendell and your cheap ass tipper ways, I give you the greatest ass ever put on film.

If that doesn't get you then you're one of these!

New Character Announced For Street Fighter IV

The new World Warrior is Abel. Described as "a man without a past," Abel has gathered what little clues he can as he searches for remaining members of Shadoloo. As his tag line suggests, he has a terrible case of amnesia.

Redbelt Trailer. Looks fuckin sweet!

Wrong Meeting!

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The Best Action Film Compilation OST Score

Robotronic Dynamite Presents: AUDIO TESTOSTERONE OVERDRIVE!

Get ready to sprout some chest hairs regardless of gender, because Robotronic Dynamite is proudly dropping another ball-exploding, epic music compilation (remember Too Ghoul for School?)! Special thanks go out to Brandon for putting together this outrageously manly mixtape, one that practically oozes wangs and pecs!

Download it here!

Track Listing:

01. Jungle Trek (Predator)
02. Main Title (Predator)
03. Theme from The Warriors
04. End Credits (Robocop)
05. Main Title (Robocop)
06. Anvil Of Crom (Conan The Barbarian)
07. Gonna Fly Now (Rocky)
08. Main Title (Terminator 2)
09. It's Been A Long Road (First Blood)
10. Lethal Weapon (Lethal Weapon)
11. Combat Drop (Aliens)
12. Prologue/Main Title (Commando)
13. Final Battle (Rambo III)
14. You're the Best (Karate Kid)
15. Heart's On Fire (Rocky)
16. Voice of America's Sons (Cobra)
17. Main Title (Assault On Precinct 13)
18. Big Trouble In Little China Theme
19. Main Title (Escape from New York)
20. The Raiders March (Raiders of The Lost Ark)
21. Danger Zone (Top Gun)
22. Main Title (Enter The Dragon)
23. Theme from The A-Team
24. The James Bond Theme
25. Fight To Survive (Bloodsport)
26. Flash's Theme (Flash Gordon)
27. No Easy Way Out (Rocky)
28. Never Surrender (Kickboxer)
29. Eye Of The Tiger (Rocky)

R.D. Episode 39: The One Where They Talk About Games

This week, a breaking issue exploded onto the scene and generated a fervor that is pushing humanity to the brink of total chaos and pure insanity: Cecilia Cheung’s hygiene. Joe, Brandon, JoE, Pete, and special-guest Canaan brave it out and gather to meditate on the pressing issue.

Oh yea, they also talk No More Heroes, Advanced Wars: Days of Ruin, Burnout Paradise, and closing thoughts on Mass Effect. So stay away from the windows and find shelter under your desk, because it’s time for Robotronic Dynamite! Episode 39!

AMV Transformers - The Touch

The greatest song ever recorded. Stan Bush is the fucking man. Listen to those lyrics. Makes me want to go out and fight!

R.D. Episode 38: Stop! Or My Ramboner Will Shoot

The podcast landscape is a war zone. It’s suicide. If you’re not bringin’ any weapons, you’re not changin’ anything. We know what we are, what we’re made of. Talking about cool shit is in our blood. We didn’t talk about Rambo for our listeners... we talked about Rambo for ourselves. When we’re pushed, talkin’ about Rambo is as easy as breathin’.

Get it here

They Live Fight Scene

This is the greatest fight scene ever filmed. Just when you think it's over, it continues. Great stuff.

My Heroes

R.D. Episode 37: Broverfield is up

The complete RD! crew finally comes together to talk video games and Cloverfield.

This is usually where some verbal garnish would accompany the already high-five worthy prospect of a new RD! episode, but alas, this episode oozes pure greatness out of every pore that such superfluous masturbatory largesse is unnecessary. Brace yourself, it’s Robotronic Dynamite! Episode 37! Get it here

Giant Robots, WHAAAAAAAAAAT!! Trailer for RESIKLO!

Street Hawk: Intro

I used to love this series as a kid. Are you fucking kidding me, this guy has a rocket motorcycle. It's off the hook.

Best and Worst films of 2007

R.D. Episode 36: RD! Awards for Cinematic Awesomeness 2k7

Joseph Luster, Joseph Shieh, Umair Aleem, Pete Petrone, Jimmy Nguyen, and Joseph Luster’s Brandon Fincher bust out their best and worst films of 2007 in a round-table discussion that will most probably give you a raging broner! With a podcast like this, who needs other podcasts?!

Check it out here

Street Fighter IV

My god, I can't wait for this to be released. It's been 9 years since we seen a new Street Fighter game. No, I don't count EX, Alpha or any of those add on Street Fighter games. This is by far my most anticipated game of the year. Looks like their added a new character to the roster.

Her name is Crimson Viper. a female detective, who is speedy and has hidden weapons all over her body. Stay away from her Wendell. She's mine... Whhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

Too Funny

Thundarr the Barbarian TV cartoon intro (1980)

Why isn't this out on DVD? I've been recording episodes to my DVR. I love this series.

Robotronic Dynamite Ep. 35

The new episode of Robotronic Dynamite is up. Listen to our videogame picks of the year.


Get it here!

Joseph Luster, Joseph Shieh, Brandon Fincher. Pete Petrone, and Jimmy Nguyen are dressed to the nines for the first annual Robotronic Dynamite! Awards for Gaming Awesomeness! Celebrate the best and worst of 2007 gaming with the Village People of the gaming podcast world!

Warner Goes Blu-ray Exclusive

It's official: Warner has announced it will drop its support of the HD DVD format, and will begin releasing its next-gen titles on Blu-ray exclusively. This really sucks! The format war is bullshit to begin with and now with this happening it's easy to see Blu-ray winning. Don't get me wrong I love both formats but I just bought an HD-DVD player like 5 months ago at $600 bucks. Plus all that money I spent on HD films alone is nuts.
Bye HD-DVD we hardly knew ya!

"Four guys one garbage can"

My headline today is in dedication to my friend Wendell. We were talking about 2 girls one cup and he came out and said the headline. Man I was laughing my ass off. Thanks Wen!

Anyway, my New Years was good. Spent the night with friends at a hotel party. I'm paying the price today, all I want to do is kill myself. Then again all I need is a good night sleep and should be back to normal. I hope!

So the holidays are over and we can go back to our everyday lives. I'm both sad and happy to see it go.

Till next time...