The Worst Kung Fu Movie Auditons EVER!!

I needed a good laugh and this was it. The black guy with the nunchucks is my favorite.

Attack of the killer butt plugs!

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead - Troma FTW! Being a ex employee and just a fucking nut for Troma, it's safe to say this could be the greatest Troma picture to date. I love me some Toxie, Tromeo and Juliet and Sgt. Kabukiman but Jesus Christ this is the mecca of all things Troma. The film starts off with a couple dry humping in a Indian (Native American) cemetery, one thing leads to another and the clothes go flying. For whatever reason a zombie hand comes out of the ground and sticks his finger in the guys ass, which breaks off inside. Arbie (Jason Yachanin) not realizing what happen thinks his girlfriend Wendy (Kate Graham) put a butt plug in. Skip one college semester later and the cemetery has been knocked down to build a new fast food chicken joint over it. Wendy comes back to town with her new girlfriend Micki (Allyson Sereboff). Arbie looking to make something of himself gets a job working for the restaurant. The dead Indians possessed the chicken where they become zombies and attack the town of Tromaville. Anyway, the film is so off the walls that you can't help but love it. The musical numbers were fantastic, the effects were really good for a Troma picture as well. Lloyd Kaufman is a genius, no doubt about it.

The intro

Free Jimmy (the new holy grail?)

This has to be one of the strangest animation films ever. Jimmy is an elephant that's addicted to drugs by his handler Roy Arnie voiced by Woody Harrelson. Their part of a traveling circus. Roy stole the drugs from the Russians who are now looking for him. Meanwhile, an animal rights group is trying to capture Jimmy to liberate him. Simon Pegg does one of the voices. Jimmy's on one hell of a speed trip and escapes from the circus. Too weak to go on the elephant passes out all cracked out. A mountain moose comes to the rescue and helps Jimmy kick the habit. The Russians are after the elephant because Roy hid a million dollars worth of heroin in it's ass. It's all comes down to the ending where all hell breaks loose. between Roy and his gang, the Russians, the animal rights group and some hunters. I really enjoyed the film and thought it was very different from anything I've seen before. Some real wacky animations used for it.

Tropic Thunder Official HD Trailer 2008

Robert Downey Jr. in blackface? This is going to be amazing!

Voice of Murderer

I thought this was an excellent film based on a 1991 kidnapping of a famous Korean newscaster's 10 year old son. Really powerful film.

Seven Days - Korean movie trailer

What an awesome movie. Yunjin Kim is by far one of my favorite actresses. The depth she puts in to her characters is mind boggling. Who said Korean cinema is on the decline? I've always loved Korean cinema and this film further confirms my love.

Once Upon a Time - Korean movie trailer

The film takes place during the Japanese occupation of Korea, towards the end of the war. Anyway, the story pretty much centers around this 3000 carat diamond that was found in a coffin. The Japanese want it to show how powerful the empire is. The Koreans want it to liberate themselves. The diamond is stolen by Haedanghwa from the Japanese the rest of the film is a cat and mouse game. There are 2 supporting actors in the film, one plays a cook the other the host of the restaurant. They had me rolling the entire time, I haven't laughed like that watching a Korean film in a long time. The music and overall look of the film was done really well. There are a couple of nice fistfights and things going boom. I'm glad to see Korea take such a dark time in their history and laugh about it. Even though it's pro Korea. :)

The Air I Breathe

First time director Jieho Lee could very well be the next big thing. The Air I Breath is told in 4 parts love (Bacon), happiness (Whitaker), sorrow (Gellar) and pleasure (Fraser). All four parts interlock with each other. What an all star cast with Kevin Bacon, Julie Delpy, Brendan Fraser, Andy Garcia, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Forest Whitaker and Kelly Hu. I felt I was watching an American Korean film. The film is shot brilliantly and one of the best films I've seen in a long time.

O'Neal McKnight ft Greg Nice - CHECK YOUR COAT - OFFICIAL

I don't really post music videos, but this song is a club banger.. Plus the video is funny as hell.

Hunk (1987) Trailer

This was one of my favorite 80's movie growing up. I had no clue it was even available on DVD until a few days ago. The movie is about this stereotypical computer geek named Bradley Brinkman. Bradley works for a software developer, on the night of an important downline Bradley writes "I'd sell my soul to go home" on his computer. The computer starts writing his project for him. His boss finds it the next day and loves it, he gives Bradley the summer off to work at home to write another big seller. Mr. Brinkman decides to rent out a summer home to get to know the local yuppie crowd. When they all reject him, he sees the girl of his dreams named O'Brien, who happens to be a worker for Satan. She tells him she was the one who wrote the paper on his computer. O'Brien offers a contract for the summer if he chooses that will turn him into a Hunk. The only catch is he has to give up his soul. He accepts, the next day he wakes up Hunk Golden friend of Bradley Brinkman. Now everyone is in love with Hunk, everyone at beach wants to be with him, slowly the person who once was Bradley Brinkman is dying because Hunk is changing who he used to be. Anyway he has up to Labor day to decide if he wants to stay Hunk Golden or go back to Bradley.

I know it's sounds retarded , but like I said this is 80's silly comedy and I still love it as much as I did back then.

Hamburger: The Motion Picture - Opening Credits

HOLY SHIT! It's been years since I've seen it. I love this movie...

JCVD Trailer

Kenji Mizoguchi's Miyamoto Musashi

Miyamoto Musashi (1944) - Legendary director Kenji Mizoguchi's take on Musashi's battle against Sasaki Kojiro. Nonomiya Nobuo and Mataichiro visit Miyamoto to ask him if he will teach them the way of the sword, so they can avenge their murdered father. Miyamoto refuses on the fact it's for revenge. Eventually he agrees to train them, meanwhile the brothers Hidarimoto Kurodo and Magoshiro who killed Nobuo and Mataichiro father, find out that Musashi is training them. Realizing their in trouble they seek the help of Sasaki Kojiro. One day Musashi leaves the village where Nobuo and Mataichiro are hiding, the brothers and Kojiro use this time to attack Nobuo and Mataichiro, killing Mataichiro. Again Nobuo seeks the help of Musashi. Musashi is on the hunt for Kojiro, the duel will take place on Ganryu Island.

Filmed 9 years before the classic Ugetsu, this short film running in at only 53 minutes really captures the essence of Japanese cinema in the mid 1900's. Excellent film.

I have to see this movie. Coming to NY 5/9/08