What a weekend!

This weekend I got to meet William Forsythe at the Chiller convention in Jersey. That's not even the best part, later that night I was crashing parties at the hotel until I met this guy Johnny who said to me you want to go to a real party, I was like ok, so, he takes us (my friend and I) to room 411, he opens the door and who do I see hanging out?...William Forsythe.. This mother fucker is bad to the bone, one of the most stand up people I've ever had the pleasure of meeting. We bullshitted for hours. Thanks Will for an awesome time bro. You really are the man.

Here I am with 30 Rock's Judah Friedlander.

William Davis (Cigarette Smoking Man)

FISHFACE!

Earth Trailer

I'm a sucker and yes I mean the good kind (like when I take a mans penis in my mouth) for these type of films.

This kid is sick!

Grand Theft Auto 4 Video Review - Exclusive!!! (Xbox 360)

In just under 3 hours all hell will be breakin loose!

Love it

Whose the baddest mofo in the galaxy?

Admiral "Fishface" Ackbar that's who!

Special Treat!

On February 28th the Asian film community lost one of our own Bobby "Linn" Haynes. Linn died due to injures from a automobile accident. What I present to you is the last commentary track recorded by Linn for the newly released Heroes Two DVD from Media Blasters. The PQ is better then this film as ever looked. Going back to the commentary track it's by far one of the best I've ever listened too. I would suggest that you run out and buy a copy immediately.

After listening to the commentary track last night I decided to rip it and post it for anyone who wants it. The insight Linn provides is a complete joy to listen too.

Linn Haynes first and final commentary. Enjoy (RIP Linn)

Jigokumon (Gate Of Hell)

Directed by Teinosuke Kinugasa, Gate of Hell is amazing piece of Japanese cinema. The story takes place in 12th-century Japan during the Heian period and at the start of a revolt. During the confusion and fear running rampant through the royal palace in Kyoto, Lady Kesa (Machiko Kyô), is rescued by a soldier named Moritoh (Kazuo Hasegawa). After the revolt fails, Moritoh is told that he can have anything that he wants, and what he wants is Lady Kesa to be his wife. He is quickly told, however, that she is already married to Wataru Watanabe (Isao Yamagata). Rather than seek something different, Moritoh becomes dangerously obsessed with Lady Kesa. Which leads us to a shocking ending.

Tokyo Gore Police

Kung Fu Dunk MV (English Subbed)

Watched this yesterday and thought it it was silly (in a good way). I like this song it makes me want to go out and kick someones ass with a Basketball.

The Ruins Movie Trailer

Went out today and saw The Ruins. It was much better then I thought it was going to be. Some really nice creepy set-ups and gore as well.

Clon - Come to me

This used to be one of my favorite Korean groups. They still kick ass!

The Worst Kung Fu Movie Auditons EVER!!

I needed a good laugh and this was it. The black guy with the nunchucks is my favorite.

Attack of the killer butt plugs!

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead - Troma FTW! Being a ex employee and just a fucking nut for Troma, it's safe to say this could be the greatest Troma picture to date. I love me some Toxie, Tromeo and Juliet and Sgt. Kabukiman but Jesus Christ this is the mecca of all things Troma. The film starts off with a couple dry humping in a Indian (Native American) cemetery, one thing leads to another and the clothes go flying. For whatever reason a zombie hand comes out of the ground and sticks his finger in the guys ass, which breaks off inside. Arbie (Jason Yachanin) not realizing what happen thinks his girlfriend Wendy (Kate Graham) put a butt plug in. Skip one college semester later and the cemetery has been knocked down to build a new fast food chicken joint over it. Wendy comes back to town with her new girlfriend Micki (Allyson Sereboff). Arbie looking to make something of himself gets a job working for the restaurant. The dead Indians possessed the chicken where they become zombies and attack the town of Tromaville. Anyway, the film is so off the walls that you can't help but love it. The musical numbers were fantastic, the effects were really good for a Troma picture as well. Lloyd Kaufman is a genius, no doubt about it.

The intro